Movie quotes
"I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women."
These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.
"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.
Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.
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Zero Dark Thirty | |
Maya |
So, you agree with me now, this is important? |
Tim |
No, I just learned from my predecessor that life is better when I don't disagree with you. |
Zombieland | |
Tallahassee |
There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies... the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty. |