Movie quotes

"Do you know what's scarier than not believing in God? Believing in him. I mean, really fucking believing in him is terrifying because if there is a God, he hates me."

These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.

"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.

Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.

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Castor Troy

It's like looking in a mirror. Only... not.

Castor Troy

OK, then... plan B. Why don't we just kill each other?



I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.

Fast Five


Why you gotta be so negative, man?


I'm not negative. I'm just positive you're gonna mess it up.

Fatal Fury 2 *

Lord Krauser

Joe, this is a hotel. Die quietly or I shall have to ask you to leave.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke

Wait! We can't stop here! This is BAT COUNTRY!

Raoul Duke

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off


I'm dying.


You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do.

Fifth Element


Are you classified as human?


No. I am a meat popsicle.

Fight Club

Tyler Durden

Whoa! Now you're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend near four hundred gallons of nitroglycerine.



What the hell is going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?


If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters... and people who talk at the theater.


If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

From Russia With Love

Tatiana Romanova

The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?

James Bond

Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.

Full Metal Jacket

Private Joker

I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them.

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