Movie quotes

"Get ready. I'll kill half, you kill half."

These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.

"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.

Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.

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UHF

Phyllis Weaver

I'll take the box! The box!

Kuni

You took the box! Let's see what in the box! ... Nothing! Absolutely nothing!! Stupid!! You're so stupid!!!

Stanley

You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!

Usual Suspects

Cop

I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.

Hockney

Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

McManus

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Oswald was a fag.


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