Movie quotes

"I'm an excellent driver."

These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.

"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.

Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.

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Ice Age

Sid

I choose LIFE!!

In Bruges

Ray

And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.

Independence Day

Steve

Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that SMELL?? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones

I like "Indiana."

Henry

We named the DOG "Indiana."

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Marian

You can't do this to me, I'm an American!

Marcus

Does anyone here speak English... or even ancient Greek? Water... oh no, thank you... fish make love in it.

Iron Giant

Hogarth

Welcome to downtown Coolsville! Population: us!

Iron Man

Agent Coulson

I'm Agent Phil Coulson, with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

Pepper Potts

That's quite a mouthful.

Agent Coulson

I know, we're working on it.

Iron Man 2

Nick Fury

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.


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