Movie quotes

"Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback."

These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.

"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.

Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.

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Marcy Dawson

It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun!

Pink Panther Strikes Again


Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?

Inspector Clouseau

The exploding kind.

Princess Bride


He didn't fall?? INCONCEIVABLE!

Inigo Montoya

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.



I'm an angel. I kill newborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it, I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come... the only thing you can count on... in your existence... is never understanding why.

Prophecy II


You're keeping me alive because you don't know DOS?


How many worlds have to be burned, Gabriel, before you're satisfied?


Just the one. This one. I'm not greedy.

Pulp Fiction


Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?




Tell him, Vincent.


A Royale with cheese.


Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?


Because of the metric system?

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