Movie quotes

"I played Richard the Third."

These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.

"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.

Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.

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Edge of Tomorrow

Cage

Listen, man, I've never been in one of these!

Skinner

Yeah, well, I've never been with two girls at the same time before. But you can bet, when that day comes, I'll make it work.

El Hazard *

Jinnai

I loathe you, Makoto Mizuhara! You are nothing, less than nothing, yet you always get in the way of my superiority!

Elf

Buddy

You sit on a throne of LIES!

Elysium

Police

What is in the bag?

Max

Hair care products, mostly.

Enemy at the Gates

Koulikov

And try not to spill it all on your way back, you Marxist bastard!

Koulikov

They don't give a shit about a telephone man. It's like us with the Ukrainians.

English Patient

László Almásy

Swoon. I'll catch you.


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