Movie quotes

"Cross the streams..."

These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.

"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.

Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.

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Hackers

Cereal Killer

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Happy Gilmore

Virginia

What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?

Happy

I didn't BREAK it, I was merely testing its durability, and I PLACED it in the woods 'cuz it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family.

Happy

SON OF A BITCH BALL! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO HOME?!?! THAT'S YOUR HOME!! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME??

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ron Weasley

Spiders! Why couldn't it have been "follow the butterflies"??

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

George Weasley

He's not Fred, I am.

Fred Weasely

Honestly, woman. You call yourself our mother.

High Fidelity

Rob

I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.

Rob

WHAT FUCKING IAN GUY?!?! No one in her family is named Ian! None of her friends are called Ian! There is no Ian in her office! I am positive she doesn't know or has ever known anyone named Ian! She lives in an Ian-less universe!

Rob

How does an average guy like me become the number one lover man in his particular postal district?

Hook

Lost Boys

Kill the pirate!

Peter

I'm not a pirate! It so happens that I am a lawyer!

Lost Boys

Kill the lawyer!

House

House

Cheese is the devil's plaything.

Foreman

Get out of my temporal lobe, House.

Hudsucker Proxy

Norville

You know, for kids!


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