Movie quotes
"Whose car is that out in front?"
These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.
"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.
Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.
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Galaxy Quest | |
Gwen DeMarco |
Whoever wrote this episode should DIE! |
Guy |
I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here! |
Sir Alexander |
I played Richard the Third. |
Kwan |
"There were five curtain calls." |
Sir Alexander |
There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it! Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time! |
Ghostbusters | |
Venkman |
This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. |
Mayor |
What do you mean, "biblical"? |
Ray |
What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. |
Venkman |
Exactly. |
Ray |
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. |
Egon |
Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes... |
Winston |
The dead rising from the grave. |
Venkman |
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria. |
Venkman |
I'm a little hazy on this good/bad stuff. What exactly is bad? |
Egon |
Imagine life as you know it stopping instantaneously and all the molecules in your body exploding at the speed of light. |
Venkman |
That would be bad. |
Egon |
We'll cross the streams. |
Venkman |
Excuse me, Egon, you said crossing the streams was bad. |
Ray |
Cross the streams... |
Venkman |
You're gonna endanger us; you're gonna endanger our client. The nice lady who paid us in advance before she became a dog. |
Egon |
Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive. |
Venkman |
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it. Let's do it! |
Gladiator | |
Maximus |
At my signal, unleash hell. |
Commodus |
I call it love, Gracchus. The people are my children, I am their father. I shall hold them to my bosom and embrace them tightly— |
Gracchus |
Have you ever embraced someone dying of plague, sire? |
Commodus |
No, but if you interrupt me again, I assure you that you will. |
Goldeneye | |
Alec Trevelyn |
Why can't you just be a good boy and die? |
James Bond |
You first. |
Goldfinger | |
James Bond |
Do you expect me to talk? |
Goldfinger |
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die! |
Good Will Hunting | |
Skylar |
What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again till I got to meet your friends, what would you say? |
Will |
It's four-thirty, they're probably still awake. |
Gravity | |
Matt |
You never flown the Soyuz either? |
Ryan |
Only the simulator. |
Matt |
Then you know! |
Ryan |
But I crashed it. |
Matt |
It's a simulator. That's what it's designed for. |
Grosse Pointe Blank | |
Martin |
What am I going to say? "I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?" I'm just thinking it'll be depressing. |
Mr. Newberry |
So what have you been doing with your life? |
Martin |
Uh... professional killer. |
Mr. Newberry |
Good for you. It's a growth industry. |
Groundhog Day | |
Phil |
I'm betting he's going to swerve first. |
Guardians of the Galaxy | |
Groot |
I am Groot. |
Drax |
Where did you learn to do that? |
Peter |
I'm pretty sure the answer is: "I am Groot." |
Ronan |
Citizens of Xandar, behold your "guardians of the galaxy!" What fruit have they wrought?!? |
Peter |
Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things'll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday... |
Ronan |
... What are you doing? |
Peter |
Dance-off, bro. Me and you. ... Gamora? |
Gamora |
... |
Peter |
Subtle, taking it back. |
Ronan |
What are you doing?? |
Peter |
I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom! |