Movie quotes

"Hey Harry, you know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has two hundred thousand moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good doesn't it?"

These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.

"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.

Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.

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2001 : A Space Odyssey

Dave

Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL.

300

Messenger

This is blasphemy! This is madness!

Leonidas

Madness...? This... is... SPARTA!

8 Mile

Rabbit

Do you ever wonder at what point you gotta say just fuck it, man? And you gotta stop living up here, and start living down here?

Sol

It's seven thirty in the morning, dawg.


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