Movie quotes

"I don't want to talk about time travel, because if we start talking about it then we're going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws."

These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.

"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.

Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.

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2001 : A Space Odyssey


Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL.



This is blasphemy! This is madness!


Madness...? This... is... SPARTA!

8 Mile


Do you ever wonder at what point you gotta say just fuck it, man? And you gotta stop living up here, and start living down here?


It's seven thirty in the morning, dawg.

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