Movie quotes
"I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates; I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?"
These are mostly movie quotes, but there are some quotes from TV shows, as well. I've tried to avoid quotes that require explanation, but there are some that slipped through the cracks (the Worf-Alexander conversation over there in "S," well, you just had to see the episode). They're mostly funny ones, but there's a few more serious ones. Many movies deserve to have their entire script in here, but I've imposed a limit of no more than three from any given source. Enjoy! And please, if you notice an error, please let me know (email address can be found in the Personal section). In the years since IMDB started allowing people to submit quotes, it's gotten harder to find the original wording if you don't own a movie.
"Caution: some quotes contain language." Snicker.
Note : Quotes with their source marked with an * come from something that has been (probably clumsily) translated from Japanese.
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2001 : A Space Odyssey | |
Dave |
Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. |
300 | |
Messenger |
This is blasphemy! This is madness! |
Leonidas |
Madness...? This... is... SPARTA! |
8 Mile | |
Rabbit |
Do you ever wonder at what point you gotta say just fuck it, man? And you gotta stop living up here, and start living down here? |
Sol |
It's seven thirty in the morning, dawg. |