Kittenfight!
(~2000-ish)
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   Moooorrrrrrttttaaaaallllll Cooooommmmmmmbbbbbbaaaaaatttttt!  
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   The rush.....  
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   The tussle.....        
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   The first round : Lars and the Couch 1, Liam 0.....    
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   An attempt at a comeback.....            
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   Interrupted by a waterbreak.....  
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   Lars returns to the fray.....  
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   Quickly asserts his dominance.....  
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   "I'm not hurting him. Really."      
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   "Die, you son of a bitch! Die!"      
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   The winner retires, returning to whatever level of hell he came from.  
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   End score : Lars and the Couch, 2, Liam 0. Exxxxxxxccccccccceeeeeelllllllleeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttttttt!  |