(~late 2000)

Many people thought Chris Mallery was nuts. That may be true (he did resemble a leprechaun about to go on a killing spree at times), but that didn't stop him from being one of my favorite people. In honor of my bad kid who left to flip a bird at the UW CS dept in favor of Wazoo, numerous quotes related to him.

• "What is it about Unix people and sheep?" - Tory McWilliams
• "What do you buy the person who needs everything?" - Sara Robinson
• "I'd miss you less, if you stabbed me." - Jen Barrick
• "If I find out I am you, I am going to be pissed." - Patrick Michaud
• "One day I am going to stop being an atheist because of you." - Patrick Michaud
• "I am not good at this advice stuff, but you're screwed." - Heather Kandoll
• "I'd imagine, with your job, every day is a bad day to quit smoking." - Jeff Hogan
• "I don't know what normal is, but I know you're not it." - Damien Koemans
• "If I didn't know you better, I'd say you were a good guy." - Jaime Kurc